"Butt of the grinch"
"Come on, jizz-monkey"
"Did I press the wrong key or what? I'll show you the right key to press."
"Flatulate and burp on you too, buddy."
"I didn't say anything funny! I didn't say anything funny! I didn't! Hey!"
"I just got jacked like a mother. It was no fun."
"I'm a flatulating butt-cheek"
"If you quote that, you'll recieve a beatin'"
"It's bodily function night."
"Jesus George"
"Oh my Jesus jism"
"Oh my jism"
"Oh my shit"
"Oh, this is the anal irritation level"
"Shall you play the skin-flute?"
"Shut up, holmes, who's playing this game?"
"They're giving me the jack and spurt here."
"Two fudgekins in a row"
"What a liederhosen"
"You cunny lick."
"You suck me"
"You're fake, you've got somebody's hand up your butt, and you're not scary."
I believe he was talking about the movie "The Dark Crystal," and how it isn't scary.