1st Annual Takeru Kobayashi Haiku Contest

Winner gets nothing. Post yours below. Here are the first attempts from Nina and I, respectively:

On a spring evening
like a tube of emptiness
awaiting hot dogs

an empty void man
takeru inhales hot dogs
all summer long... toot

"1st Annual Takeru Kobayashi Haiku Contest" Comments

In reality
Kobayashi is eating
a makeshift dildo


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