[wherein I shamelessly steal content from Dan.]

Whereas Pi Day is today;

Whereas the U.S. House of Representatives has officially recognized Pi Day as a national day of celebration;

Whereas representatives Chaffetz (R-UT), Flake (R-AZ), Heller (R-NV), Johnson (R-IL), Miller (R-FL), Neugebauer (R-TX), Paul (R-TX), Pence (R-IN), Poe (R-TX), and Shuster (R-PA) are all total chodes for voting against the resolution in the face of overwhelming support for something that is simultaneously awesome and nerdy (Why am I not surprised that they are all GOP?);

Whereas I have more pi paraphernalia than anyone else I know;

Whereas I like Pi;

Whereas I like pie: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, that Mouser will bake a pie on the Pi pie plate today.

This resolution was agreed to by all present, which consists me of and the two cats who are really just hoping to get a bite of the pie crust. Greedy bastards.