I think I have entered patent hell.
Any idea what the title of this post means? Apparently it describes what I've invented. Still confused? Perhaps this figure will provide some illumination:
Figure 4: OMGWTFBBQ!?
I swear I didn't remove any labels or anything from that flow chart; that's how it appears in the application. A patent application company is helping my collaborators and I to prepare our app. They took a signal flow diagram I had made which was basically self-explanatory and made the above megacluster.
This is my first foray into patent-land, and I must say that it is a dark and thoroughly disturbing place.
Is it by any chance hop-scotch for the gifted child?
Ah, I see you have designed a machine that goes, "Bing!"
Mouser, there's really no easy way to say what I have to tell you. This may come as a surprise, but my 3 yr has already invented the above. It's true, he drew up a nearly identical diagram the other day and asked that I work on the patent process for him. Next up for him is a 30 piece dinosaur puzzle, and you?