My April is shaping up to be another fun-filled travel fiesta. I'll be in beautiful Ottawa, Canada, from the 7th to the 10th, talking to the fine folks at Chipworks. Then, from the 15th to the 25th, I'll be back in Kazakhstan doing... what we do... there. The wacky part about this particular trip to Kazakhstan is the 10 hour layover in Amsterdam. I fly in at 8:30 in the morning, and my flight leaves around dinnertime. I hear its a good airport, though; let's hope they have good wireless. Sadly, I'll be trapped in the international departure area because my country clearance cable doesn't allow me to visit Holland—I can't leave the airport and visit the Van Gogh Museum. :(


With all the traveling you've been doing, your international coin collection must be overflowing at this point...
Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Goddamn.
Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit.