My birthday is rapidly drawing to a close here, here's the annual swag report, presented in no particular order:

• Box 'o chocolates, gump-style
  
• "Press button, receive bacon" T-shirt
  
• DVD: The Edge, featuring humorous cover art of Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin yelling
  
• Three long sleeved shirts, identical except for the color (not a bizarre coincidence; they came together)
  
• Portable work stand for my miter saw (gets the award for biggest box; I could tell what I was getting as soon as I saw the UPS guy unload it from the truck out front)
  

And a big FU goes to Amazon, who managed to gimp up two orders which still haven't arrived. Apparently my sister picked some stuff off my wishlist and told Amazon to deliver it to the address associated with the list, but the box came back as undeliverable. She told me, and I checked my list... and found that there was no address associated with it at all. Buh? Not sure if this happened with the missing box from my parents as well, or what. But either way total failure from Amazon this year. Presumably the additional booty will arrive later, and it will be like Birthday 32.1 and 32.2. Woo!