So today was the first of three days of the Institute of Nuclear Material Management's 46th annual meeting/conference/expo. Watched some colleagues give their talks, met some sponsors and "important people," and generally enjoyed being the least dressed-up person in the whole building. But most importantly, acquired a ridiculous amount of expo schwag:

I've filtered out the CDs, business cards, and product literature.

The best-in-show award for expo giveaways was definitely the 4-port USB hubs (grey thing bottom-center) offered by Oak Ridge National Laboratory. They also gave out the USB retracto-extension cord things (which are oddly USB-A male on both ends (??). Also of great value is the "We're not all nerds. Just me." pocket protectors.

All in all, I got three squishy things (hacky sack, football, and semi), 6 pens, about 10 CDs (6 of them mini-CDs or business card CDs), four keychains (one digital clock, one bottle opener, one fancy metal one, one cheap plastic one). two edible things (mini jars of honey and atomic fireball candies), two magnets, a shot glass, a biking water bottle, a lanyard, two pins, what appears to be a photo ID for GWB, and some post-its. Woo!!