I was at home for lunch today, and Nina suggested that I make a BLT. This sounded good but my lack of standard ingredients turned it into the weirdest sandwich ever. For starters the only bread we have is some weird 9-grain nut loaf. The mayo we have expired in January. So that went to the trash post haste and I used fancy mustard instead. No lettuce... so I went with spinach leaves. We did have proper tomato, but I don't like tomato so I left that out. Finally, the only bacon we have is some weird turkey bacon that I bought to see what it tastes like. Turns out turkey bacon is a weird processed meat product that doesn't taste at all like bacon, though not entirely bad. The faux coloring to make it look more like bacon is a little disturbing, as is the fact that it retains its prefectly rectangular shape when cooked.

Anyway, my BLT became a Turkey-Spinach-Mustard-Nutloaf thing. Not bad, but far far removed from a BLT.