Dear Sir,

Thank you for your request. We are currently reviewing your application, and will contact you when a decision has been reached.

-=The Management

Hello Mr. William Richards-
Due to a recent ninja infestation, several unauthorized letters were sent from our offices. Our records indicate that you may have received one of these letters. Do note that these were falsified and that any included information about the status of your application may be inaccurate.

However, we are pleased to report that your name-change application to "CArtman Dude" has been approved. We have attached several handy documents for easing the name-change process, as well as a free "Bort" license plate.

-=The Management