OK, bear with me here...

So in the beginning there was just Chaos. It wasn't well defined, but whatever it was it managed to give birth to Gaia, which was a personification of the Earth. Hermaphroditic entities are nothing new to the Jerry Springer crowd, so this isn't a real money maker. Moving on, it turns out that Gaia is also hermaphroditic and manages several offspring on her own, one of which is Uranus, a personification of the sky.

Now here's where it gets wacky and the Springer Ratings start to climb. Stay with me here... Gaia marries her son, Uranus. They pop out units like rabbits and end up with 12 kids, the Titans.

But wait, there's more. Each of the titans either marries or has children with one of their siblings. It's an inbreeding fiesta! Their grandmother and mother are the same person!

Oh, and Uranus has a bunch of mutant kids to boot. Some of them only had one eye, and some of them were so hideous that their dad locked them up in the basement of hell for ever.

And it gets weirder. It turns out that the basement of hell, Tartarus, is also personidifed as a guy and he also got it on with Gaia and had a kid called Typhus.

Springer says: The Greek Pantheon is fucked up! I LOVE IT!!