"In the begining there was a naked man standing in the bed room talking to an invisible guy on the ceiling who was stuck there.

"This was VERY early on in our relationship. As in like the first week or so. I wake up to find him standing near the far side of the room whispering. I say, "What are you doing?" He says, "I'm trying to get this guy to come down." I get up and join him ... he is looking up towards the sky. And saying in a really quiet voice, 'It's ok. I'll take care of you. Come down. Really.' I start lauging and finally coax him back to bed. He leaves the poor bastard stuck up there."