UPS's high tech tracking system indicates that my package was put on a truck in Santa Fe this morning and furthermore that the truck left the depot at 4:45am. "Out for Delivery," it says.

The time is now 5:45pm, approximately 13 hours later.

By my watch, it takes about 45 minutes to drive from my house to Santa Fe. Has the same guy seriously been out delivering packages for twelve hours? Was there a wreck? Did my package end up on a desert island with Tom Hanks some how?

UPDATE: Finally showed up at 7. wtf??