The final race of the season for the New Mexico Orienteers was this afternoon and I went and gave it a whirl. For the race I ran, I came in first place. However, my camelback was leaking on me and I ended up with about a liter of water spilled down my ass.
Every time I stopped to punch my card or look at my map, the pants would freeze. By the time I finished my ass was a huge block of ice. Well ok, not that huge... but very cold.


Well done - maybe you can join the Soggy Bottom Boys.