Which of these games is more exciting than watching someone else clipping their toenails? Trick question.

Do you remember those commercials? Did you know that George Plimpton is now doing commentary for ESPN? Did you know that sports games for the Atari VCS are just about the crappiest excuse for entertainment ever? How did we ever ever EVER find Atari Baseball fun? And additionally, did you know that there is a techno remix of that Intellivision commercial!?