Why I want to move out, reason #235:

Evan comes home without his laptop. I was going to test my emulator software on it and commented that it was odd that he'd leave his portable computer at work.

He says, "My girlfriend is in town for the weekend, I don't want to sit around on my computer."

To which I say, "Two to one says you'll spend the whole evening watching television."

She says, "What's wrong with watching television?" and Evan chimes in, "Yeah what's wrong with that?"